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[–] Depress_Mode@lemmy.world 211 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (5 children)

TL;DR: No. The half-life of hydrogen-sulfide (one of smelliest constituents of a fart) reacting with the oxygen in the jar from just your fart is 12-37 hours. The article gives an example of a particularly potent hypothetical fart that would only retain any distinguishable odor for 9 days tops.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 107 points 4 days ago

This guy farts

[–] SpicyColdFartChamber@lemm.ee 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

My dreams have been shattered.

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

There is a reasonable amount of oxygen in farts? Really?

[–] Depress_Mode@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

4% of a fart is oxygen, according to the article, which is enough to react with all of the hydrogen-sulfide, since 1 mole of oxygen is enough to react with more than 1 mole of hydrogen-sulfide (H₂S makes up around 1% of the total volume).

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 days ago

What if we add oxygen absorbers in the jar as well ?

[–] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Persumebly not but there is oxygen in the air, usually.

[–] glowie@h4x0r.host 7 points 4 days ago

Dammit I wanted to breathe in only farts

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So if I farted into a vaccum sealed bag... I could save it then?

[–] LethargicPuppy14@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sadly, the fart itself comes with oxygen included

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

So i have to design an attachment to take oxygen out of the fart before sealing it? I better start watching some TED talks this could be some work.

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What about the other odor producing compounds? From wikipedia:

Hydrogen sulfidemethyl mercaptan (also known as methanethiol), dimethyl sulfidedimethyl disulfide and dimethyl trisulfide are present in flatus.