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Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. Currency (www.newsweek.com)

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[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Will probably be a MAGA coin that isn’t even legal tender so Trump can fleece his followers even more.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It'll cost as much as a gold coin but will be made out of zink.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

It will be gold plated to be sold as "gold coin"

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

fake zinc?

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fake-zinc plated piece of fake iron

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 3 points 2 days ago

Gilded lead would be so funny.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I can't imagine a world without Zinc.