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[–] IcedRaktajino@startrek.website 89 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The only thing worse than that is emailing them a simple boolean question and then your phone rings.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

That’s a closure

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When you aren't feeling that async energy but you still get a callback.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

I didn’t even register a callback. How the hell did code start randomly executing from here?

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

And then in the call you end up discussing what to put in the mail for "awareness"