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[–] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

uh, please do ask, why does opening a fucking glorified text and image processing app require 1 gigabyte of ram.

Who wrote this software? The guy from the bible who was the model for greed and gluttony? Jesus christ.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't remember those being particularly emphasised traits of his.

it's going to be ret conned if you give it long enough, just like every part of the bible.