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Anon doesn't understand streamer fans (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 54 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I mean, have you ever had your penis in a vagina?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wait you can do that?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 days ago

You can't, but others can.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

How much money you got?

(I don't have a vagina but money is money)

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

Gross, no.

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago

With the exception of some c-section babies, every penis has been in a vagina, even if only in passing. It's the "but I didn't inhale" of peepee in the vajee.

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 9 points 2 days ago

Uh… no?

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A few times, yeah.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 days ago

Besides your own?