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Emotional support alligator is no longer welcome in Pennsylvania Walmart (www.nbcnews.com)

submitted 4 days ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Can we have only news stories in this vein for at least the next week or so please? I am mentally exhausted from the world right now.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Emotional support alligator banned from local pizza parlor
Emotional support alligator no longer allowed in municipal swimming pool
Emotional support alligator no longer permitted in first class seats on American Airlines flights, moved to economy class
Emotional support alligator banned from men's bathroom at local club: 'that alligator is female'

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fucking American airlines... They would do that...

[–] tal@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago

American Airlines expects all passengers, be they mammal or reptillian, to act responsibly and respectfully towards other passengers, including after use of American Airlines' first class complimentary alcoholic beverages menu.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I can't promise that.