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[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (10 children)

Adding beverages is wasting money anyway, just drink water

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 days ago (5 children)
[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Yes, but I generally drink from the tap.

[–] naeap@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Was a reference to the movie Idiocracy, where they only used Gaterade to water their plants, because they crave electrolytes and water is just the stuff from the toilet.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's been too long since I watched that.

[–] Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

Just look out of the window...

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