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People tend to forget how cheap gasoline is and how abundant glass bottles and rags are.
The masses aren't smart enough for that, it's too easy to distract them with some completely blameless minority group.
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Wait, we don't have gasoline, we only have solar panels now.
Vodka it is then.
Good idea. I'll go get some ice.
No, wait.
Nah you got rid of solar and wind farms, some billionaires with oil companies made sure of that. There is still enough gas to fill the bottles, it's just that they don't make them out of glass anymore.
Has any research been done on of plastic bottle cocktails work?
We don't even need to burn stuff. We can turn the system into chaos by a mere general strike, like literally staying at home and not working or buying stuff for a few days, like really doing nothing and seeing the economic system crash. We don't even need to be close to 100% of the population joining such a movement for it to work.
Woah, nobody said anything about burning. Those are just regular, easily obtainable household items. Of course there's always, The Implication that something could might happen.
You're totally correct. I just have a too fertile imagination. There's nothing to see here, officer!
(Phew, hat one was too close. I will do better next time)
You definitely shouldn't use a rag as a stopper for your glass bottle full of gasoline, especially if you might need to throw it away from you in the event the rag spontaneously combusts.
It would be much safer for the bottle to be sealed so the fuel inside doesn't ignite until it's further away from you.
But where else am I gonna store all my 1/4" ball bearings other than a glass bottle full of gasoline to keep them nice and clean? And the rag conveniently serves as a stopper and a way to dry the bearings if I ever need one.
But I gotta be carefull, the bearings can pop the bottle easily even if it hits something soft like a person.
It would definitely be safer to tape the rag to the outside so none of it spills. Maybe even oil the rag so it doesn't get wet.