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[–] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 96 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Am I able to fly to the US for like a vacation to Vegas, then self-deport and take home a grand?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m wondering if citizens will start self deporting.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 54 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hell, I'm a white citizen and I'll take $1000 to GTFO of this fascist shithole.

[–] KnightontheSun@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago (4 children)

ICE: Approved. Off to Angola!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I bet I could stretch $1,000 pretty far in Angola.

[–] groet@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or spend it in a single night in Luanda, the Dubai of Africa. There are a lot of Oil tycoons from the US and other countries in Luanda so there are some very expensive options.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

That seems it'd be a tad imprudent in context as I was just deported from my home to Angola.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"In other news, the GDP of Angola has increased a whopping 20% this year due to a wave of highly-educated immigration."

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 week ago

I want to go to Ecuador!

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 12 points 1 week ago

I wish I qualified for a visa anywhere

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wherever you end up, you wouldn't be a citizen there and they'll just deport you again.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Once they deport you from the last country, you win the game.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

┗(°0°)┛ ..○

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Mars Congressional Republic?

Laconian Empire?

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 week ago

The wording sounds like you need to be in the US without legal status. Think it's like 90 days is the shortest allowed for vacation/business travel before your "illegal". ~$11 a day is hardly worth the effort. You're better off sneaking in and immediately self-deport.