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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a fact checker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 107 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Yeah, totally! Getting my dick wet is precisely the kind of emotional and intellectual connection I'm missing! The penis is my data transfer cable.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The penis is my data transfer cable.

That could almost be a CAKE lyric

[–] BobsonDuggnut@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 day ago

It could give new meaning to the phrase, "you've got male!"

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