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Everyone who’s dealt with kids knows you have to bisect the giraffe equally from nose to tail so everyone gets 2 legs, or somebody will cry that it’s unfair.
The way Samson would do it.
I think you mean Solomon.
Oh aye, Samson was strength, Solomon had the wisdom required to dissect a baby. Samson would just rip it apart with his bare hands.
Edit maybe that should be bisect. We need less words, there would be much less misunderstanding.
Fewer
This proves my point. If fewer didn't exist I wouldn't have got it wrong.
I think Samson made my luggage.
Strength and dexterous fine motor function.
He didn’t personally build it.
This is great! I feel I'm reading a drunk Brit who has some familiarity with the Bible, just a little.
Oi! They're both cunts!
Everyone who deals with scientists knows they assume a perfectly spherical, frictionless, giraffe.
In a vacuum
I cant remember, what is the friction coefficient for a giraffe?
In a vacuum
lol a giraffe would never fit in my vacuum.
You have to remember to take the Elephant out first.
That was a snake.
If it's frictionless, then a proper scientist already knows it's in a perfect vacuum.
Not necessarily. Two objects can still have friction in a vacuum together.
Make sure to get the same number of spots too.
I let one cut and the other gets to pick first.
This is the way. And from experience, it will result in sub-nanometer size differences.
Kids are total commies.