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The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. 'It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,' Musk says.

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[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Jesus.... it's like watching these people cause a train wreck in slow motion, and we're on the train.

[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

At least its good to know that these fucktard billionaires can make tons of terrible business decisions over and over again, but have so much money that every once in a while their business decisions still make them gigantic, irrational, sums of money.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 1 points 22 hours ago

It's like finding out that the captain of the airplane you're on just let a retarded 5-year old steer the plane and the psychotic, suicidal co-pilot just murdered the captain and has now locked the cockpit. Now we're in a race to try and break into the cockpit before the psycho and the retard crash the plane.

[–] TipsyMcGee@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 18 hours ago

That's what the Cybertrucks were for all along