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Elon Musk to Take on Microsoft With 'Macrohard' (www.pcmag.com)

submitted 2 days ago by empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. 'It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,' Musk says.

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[–] BJ_and_the_bear@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Accidental death is very much possible though, and has happened before. Drowning seems to be a particular risk here

[–] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

He's also fighting with his Nazi bot and supposedly sleeps with a firearm handy. Honestly, odds are pretty good.

[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 1 points 20 hours ago

But is Elon alone at any time? He travels with a very tight security detail. I am willing to bet there is always someone around him almost all the time, meaning if he does take a good hit of ketamine and the tiles on his bathroom won't slow down he won't drown. Someone will come to his aid.