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[–] timewarp@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Anything to take their focus away from the Epstein files.

[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tell them the guy on the logo is lgbtq, then they’ll be thrilled with the change.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

they will lose thier minds.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

probably this, and TRUMPs hand and ankle issues.