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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, it doesn't speed up deplaning for some asshole to block me from getting my bag down and make me have to wait until later because they think they're special. It's a line and they're skipping it.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you making assumptions or do you have stats on this?

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you did you would've shared them.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm betting on the money. If you think the airlines haven't looked at whether it would be more expedient and therefore profitable to organize deplaning or leave things to animal instincts you are underestimating their greed.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Dude why do you think the airlines are in a hurry? Lol

Everything they do is slow and behind schedule. They do not care, they already have your money. It doesn't save them anything to deboard a couple minutes faster.

Edit: I could probably list several things they could do to for sure save time but they don't do because again, they already have your money

Oh they definitely are to the tunes of millions. I don't have time right now to find the best sources for you but you can look it up if interested there is a lot of published and likely even more industry unpublished data on this. Planing and deplaning speeds do make a difference.