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White House says slavery is being taught wrong, should not be so negative (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 3 days ago by irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] MTK@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Reminds of the video with the confederate idiot that talks about how his family was so poor and couldn't even afford slaves.

Would no one think of the crackers??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QJgTVvEkVg

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They're very delicate, please refer to them as Porcelain Americans.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Like crackers!

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Gotta think of the crackers.

They’re the foundation to any meat and cheese platter.