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Anon tries to meet girls at college (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

And why do they assume he doesn't bathe?

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 2 weeks ago

4chan posting

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He's on 4chan?

[–] Azzu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

So much prejudice

[–] BenchpressMuyDebil@szmer.info 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I, for one, feel some (shallow) sympathy for the protagonist of this plausibly fake story on the internet. I'm sure he showered and put on roll-on deodorant like a decent citizen, only to be crushed by the reality where social capital has been dwindling for decades, as presented by Robert D. Putnam. In my essay

edit: don't downvote me I'm serious