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[โ€“] bombadil@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Give someone bash, and they'll shell for a day. Teach them fish and they'll shell for the rest of their lives.

[โ€“] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

teach them batch, theyll ask for an ibm pc and a floppy

teach them basic, theyll ask for a c64 instead. and a cassette, apart from the floppy