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"oh, you know so much! howd you do that?"

"grandma, i literally only typed dir."

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[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

y'all motherfuckers need Bash

[–] bombadil@feddit.org 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Give someone bash, and they'll shell for a day. Teach them fish and they'll shell for the rest of their lives.

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

teach them batch, theyll ask for an ibm pc and a floppy

teach them basic, theyll ask for a c64 instead. and a cassette, apart from the floppy