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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The design is very human. All you need to do is close all tabs where a Microsoft service is potentially running, find all the cookies used by Microsoft's domains (there are only like six of them) and delete them, then restart the browser.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

And when they doesn't work, install a fresh copy of Windows on new hardware in a sperate location within another dimension.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Microsoft works fine. All you need to do is..."

Why can't people try Linux again?

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago