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The design is very human. All you need to do is close all tabs where a Microsoft service is potentially running, find all the cookies used by Microsoft's domains (there are only like six of them) and delete them, then restart the browser.
And when they doesn't work, install a fresh copy of Windows on new hardware in a sperate location within another dimension.
"Microsoft works fine. All you need to do is..."
Why can't people try Linux again?
It's a joke.
So was mine.