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[–] foggy@lemmy.world 120 points 1 month ago (5 children)

In the US.

God, I literally was told by my manager at my first job to tell customers, when they got a random survey, that anything less than a 10 is a 0.

Japan does 5 star ratings proper.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 76 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's how you know you're being setup for failure

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"If you go a minute without making a mistake then you can go a lifetime without making a mistake."

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't know why, but that gave me a similar visceral reaction to hearing "if you have time to lean, you have time to clean"

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

They both come from assholes wuth the same mindset.

[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 2 points 4 weeks ago

"No arms, no cookies."

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Had to deal with similar surveys. Rating was 1-10, 8-9 was "just OK", 10 was "your ratings better be here", and anything 7 or lower was a serious issue.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

A three-star restaurant on Tabelog is life-changing cuisine. I’m not sure what you’d have to do to earn four, but it’s probably illegal.

[–] BandDad@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 weeks ago

That's how our state scores conditions for learning surveys that factor into our school district "report cards." I just flat out tell kids that I proctor for "if you ACTUALLY agree with the statement, choose strongly agree." All other answers are scored as negative.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Germany (does it correctly) too. Although depending on us influence it depends.