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[–] leftytighty@slrpnk.net 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Explain how exercise helps men achieve fitness if it causes them to spontaneously combust.

How can exercise be helpful if it's setting people on fire?

Given that exercise harms people: how is it helpful?

Explain that.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

And here you are accusing me of strawmanning…

[–] leftytighty@slrpnk.net 1 points 10 hours ago

you're so close push through the pain