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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 32 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That is a bold statement coming from an administration who is rounding up people to be put in prisons under terrible conditions

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

oh no, those prisons don't have conditions

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 3 points 12 hours ago

"we towed it outside the environment"

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I mean, that's sort of the joke. Just ICE Spiderman pointing at MET Spiderman.

Starmer's out there doing Liberal Fascism to satisfy a bunch of Zionists who won't be happy until Nigel Farage has his head on a pike. Not unlike how Biden, Hochul, and Adams handled the Columbia student protests.

Trump gets in a few face punches because his liberal opposition are too busy fishing in their pants for AIPAC donations.

[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 1 points 7 hours ago

Less prison, more camp for concentrating abductees.