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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Kids? I regularly interact with PhD students that don't know how to open a fucking ZIP archive. I've had one that thought that "SSD" was a kind of RAM, and insisted on installing Windows on a hard drive. I've had one that couldn't grasp the idea of 2FA. I've had one that only had a single copy of his dissertation and lost all of it when Bitlocker ate the disk.

Organic intelligence is going extinct, I swear.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

My bestie in my phd program had all of her drafts and data and literally everything on a single shitty generic cheap USB thumb drive. She does some coding in R and works with technical equipment, so she's not tech illiterate. I slapped that shit out her hands so fast and bought her a small durable external. Lmao

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 days ago

I'm a middle- aged millennial going through an undergraduate university course, in my first year I had to teach some of my group work partners how to move files from one folder to another in windows.

And these are students who have chosen modules in electrical engineering, so they have more technical/ computer education than most at that age...

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’ve had one that thought that “SSD” was a kind of RAM

Well, could it be considered random access memory? I couldn't really find a clear answer, mostly opinions.

Wikipedia says:

A random-access memory device allows data items to be read or written in almost the same amount of time irrespective of the physical location of data inside the memory, in contrast with other direct-access data storage media (such as hard disks and magnetic tape), where the time required to read and write data items varies significantly depending on their physical locations on the recording medium, due to mechanical limitations such as media rotation speeds and arm movement.

So maybe?

Although that's basically the other end of "SSD is RAM".
You could also install the OS to a RAMdisk.
Gigabyte even made some physical ones in the past.

The i-RAM was a PCI card-mounted, battery-backed RAM disk that behaved and was marketed as a solid-state storage device. It was produced by Gigabyte and released in June 2005, at a time when genuine solid-state storage solutions were generally still less affordable than an i-RAM product with superficially similar capabilities. The i-RAM utilised DRAM, a type of volatile memory, and was equipped with a lithium-ion battery to provide backup power.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

entire SSD as Linux swap maybe?

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Been there, done that:

collapsed inline media

But that was a HDD instead.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Turning RAM latency up from nanoseconds to milliseconds!

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

Reminds me of that person who mounted their Google drive as swap