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He's boot licking super hard because he knows as soon as Trump finds out all of their products (except for that box) is made in China, Apple is cooked
Licking boots is not enough, he has to lick it with style.
Who knows maybe that gold is fake or just gold plated. That would be funny
Apple did patent a process to use as few gold molecules as possible to create 24k gold, IIRC, back when they were designing the first Apple Watch.
It'd be hilarious if it was brass plated lead.
So where did China import the box from?
Brazil, Amazon.
Hahaha, it will suck to be Tim Apple that day
Trump really wants him to move production to the US
Apple is trying literally everything to please Trump
As soon as that happens he should blurt out "Zuckerberg speaks Chinese! Could be a spy!"