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Anon crunches some numbers (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] grue@lemmy.world 56 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Agriculture is a Hell of a drug.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also cooking before you eat matters a lot

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

We were cooking but now we're cooked

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It also requires a shit ton of work compared to hunting and gathering.

[–] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Speaking of drugs, it probably just took 190k years for someone to work up the courage to eat the mushrooms growing out of the poop.