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^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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[–] NeilBru@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Networking noob here; what, pray tell, is HPE iLO4... or do I want to even know?

Edit: Never mind. Found it. HP... shudders

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

“In December 2021 Iranian researchers at Amnpardaz security firm have discovered rootkits in HPE's iLO (Integrated Lights-Out) management modules.”

Because of course lol