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[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 44 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I like this. Maybe it sounds bad but when I was a kid a neighbor paid me to kill all his chickens after a hurricane because it was hot and their chicken house was gone. I would have much rather he drove them to the zoo to be fed to the animals there.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 20 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Growing up on a farm we killed, plucked and processed a few hundred chickens each year. Kept us and several families in town fed with good quality meat over the winter.

It's not a bad thing to be that close to your own food production.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 8 points 8 hours ago

For one thing, you were probably really sure to keep the meat from being contaminated with animal feces, or from eating obviously sick animals.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 7 points 7 hours ago

These were laying hens though. They would have been better off as zoo food than put in my freezer as crab bait. I don't think it's bad to be close to food production. I'm a farmer.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You don't want to eat chickens that are older or that are unhealthy

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Define unhealthy, we definitely dont eat sick birds, but before we knew how much to feed them, we had a LOT of chicken lard. What's wrong with eating older birds? They're chewy, sure, but they can still make a tasty soup.

[–] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

chicken lard

Schmaltz.

Lard is rendered pork fat, chicken fat is called schmaltz.