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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 25 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

These animals’ food has to come from somewhere. Interesting that they’re trying to source locally…

Perhaps it sounds a bit less ghoulish in the original Danish.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago

Still sounds just as bad but then you have to wipe off the mashed-up pastry bits.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

"Slyng 'lang øre' over til løven. Den skal jo også æde."