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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is lacking something metaphysical (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by daggermoon@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 8 months ago

try burping and then saying "oh fuck yeah that's good" as you approach before you get too close. this way they know you're coming and they know what you'll smell like