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[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

it can harvest my black berries.....

and by that i mean it can be used as an automated masturbation device to extract the semen via sexual stimulation from my genital region. implying that i wouldnt use it for its intended purpose, but for sexual ones, as a joke.

on a subconcious level, this is a knee jerk reaction to a creeping feeling that humans are becoming more and more obsolete in the face of automation, and the horrific potentialities of what is yet to come.

fuckin' clankers!