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[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I want to see who donates. they can't make something like that and then not let us laugh at whoever does it

If I had venmo I'd send a dollar so I could have a laugh with my friends tbh

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like it would be better to stop creating even more dept...

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 1 points 11 hours ago

sorry, liberul the Child Fucker High Score has no breaks and neither does the national IOU. Excuse me, I have some national park land to go sell