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[–] ambitious_bones@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] ddplf@szmer.info 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Imagine the enthusiasm, holy fuck how it baffles me when I think what a majestic day is still yet to come

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Couches will be nervous, though.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That couch was asking for it did you see how it was dressed?

Also anyone here who hasn't fucked that couch please raise your hand.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

As much as I get where you're coming from, I have to object to any kind of attempt to make light of rape culture. There's times and places for sarcasm, but this particular aspect of the situation I'm afraid is simply not one of them.

Please understand that I am not intending this as an attack on you in any way. I simply felt compelled to call out this specific type of humor as inappropriate. Both my ex-wife and my current partner were victims of rape, so I guess I might be a bit sensitive on the topic too.

/end rant, please continue bashing these assholes as you see fit!

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I'm not much of a wine person, but if I'm still around and not disappeared to a camp, I'm gonna knock back a bottle of champagne when it happens. I've already made my peace with the fact he'll never see justice for anything he's done, but god willing I'll get to read his obituary with a shit-eating grin on my face.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well, there's a silver lining perhaps: One of the worst effects of dementia is how it completely isolates you from the world and traps you in your own mental misery and despair. So I at least take solace knowing that the remaining years of his life will be, whether he wants to admit it or not, a nightmare he cannot escape from.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

100%. The only people I feel bad for in that scenario are the nurses and aides who will be tasked with helping him. Though considering how many are from demographics that he's made life more difficult for (working class, usually women, often PoC, possibly from another country (the Philippines in particular train a lot of nurses/aids that go to work in the US)), the final coda of Trump's life may require him to be completely at their mercy. It'd be a complete reversal of power over him.

I've never hoped for somebody going into a nursing home before, but this guy deserves it.

[–] forrgott@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

I do have to say turning the White House into his personal nursing home was NOT on my bingo card.

WTF

"a bottle of champagne"?

Jesus. I will be black out drunk from the case(s) I'll be opening. I'll celebrate in the fucking streets with everyone until I physically can't anymore.

[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Gonna throw a party when it happens lol

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Let’s just hope he doesn’t drag too many with him into the grave.

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 4 points 1 day ago

At this point I think I wouldn't be that surprised if one day it would just turn out he is immortal after all.