I don't know what the url is, but I remember as a wee child exploring the internet before pictures were quick to load, and the text was all we had, finding a story about a wife discovering her husband sexting with another woman. They proceeded to surprise him, and yes, a strap-on was pulled from a bag. The only phrase from the story that I can recall was him describing it as a telephone pole being shoved up his ass.

...I've never been able to find it again. If you find such a thing, don't ever let it escape you.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I volunteer as tribute! (Anything, anything, is worth having two girls blow you. My god, it's full of stars.)

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i have some news for you as to what pegging is

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I say again, I volunteer as tribute! I'll take a pineapple in the ass if that what it takes to get blown my two women again.

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

good news, then!