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[–] msage@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

I have to admit though, I've never admined the Oracle DB, but I did talk a lot with people who did.

I remember over 10 years ago discussing transactional DDLs as I heard Oracle does it, too, just to listen to 5 minute lecture about how it's nowhere near as simple.