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Good Morning (lemmy.ml)

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Oracle:

Only the best in B2B marketing for our shit software.

EDIT:

hah ok, round two, more directly playing on the actual company name:

Oracle:

We tell you what you think you want to hear.

[–] msage@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

I have to admit though, I've never admined the Oracle DB, but I did talk a lot with people who did.

I remember over 10 years ago discussing transactional DDLs as I heard Oracle does it, too, just to listen to 5 minute lecture about how it's nowhere near as simple.