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Kevin Spacey calls for the release of the 'Epstein files' (www.standard.co.uk)

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 49 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

probably becauses hes into male minors. and not female like most of the pedophiles/ephebophiles out there.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Not googling that word

[–] JTskulk@lemmy.world 83 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

It's just a synonym for libertarian.

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 16 points 23 hours ago

That's so funny

[–] sober_monk@lemmy.world 22 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Let Gianmarco Soresi explain it!

[–] exocortex@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 20 hours ago

Dammit, we all think alike nowadays.... XD

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

It's a distinction some make, where pedophiles go for the kid kids, like prepubescent, where ephebophiles want the ones who have at least started puberty but are still kids.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 20 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

Hold my beer, it's even more complicated

Infantophiles go for 0-5 (up until developed consciousness)
Pedophiles ~6-beginning of puberty
Hebephiles - going through puberty
Ephebophiles - after puberty but before adulthood
Teleiophiles - 18-late 30s
Mesophiles - 40s-60s
Gerontophiles - 70+

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronophilia

Don't ask me why I know, I just like getting to the grit of things.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 11 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I'm going to accuse some people of being Teleiophiles and Mesophiles.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 14 hours ago

Careful with the mesophile label, some microbiologists may start watching you with interest.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 0 points 14 hours ago

Lol

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 15 hours ago

Okay, but then why did you laminate the legal statute so you could carry it in your wallet?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

some

Never seen such a loaded some.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 10 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Actually it's sort of scientific consensus. Not that it matters much for casual conversation (do not fuck minors, what's so hard about that), but the distinction is real.

obligatory nerdy note that all those -philias refer to attraction, and not action; pedophile might not abuse children but still be pedophile; child abuser is not necessarily pedophile