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Dr. Oz Tells Americans Who Are Concerned About Medicaid Cuts to Eat Less Cake (truthout.org)

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[–] Spoomis@toast.ooo 20 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Geez, talk about out of touch with the average Joe.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 22 hours ago

No man, Yesterday I only didn't eat 3 cakes and I was able to run a 12 mile drive to work... In my car! The other weekend I didn't eat a wedding cake and that cured my diabetes that In didn't even have!