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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 41 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We should just start building guillotines and placing them in town squares. Just as, like, a message.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I got banned from the r-place for saying something like this.

Carry on.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 day ago

Some of the lemmy.world moderators come down hard on "calling for violence". It's kind of an eye roller

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Job market is tough right now. Gotta advertise those carpentry skills!

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

We have never not needed these.

We just forgot that they are required.

I'm sure the French could give us some pointers though.