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Anon takes shots at Donkey Kong (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

sega kid

shitty game takes

Many such cases

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sonic the Hegehog wasn't fun. Good art direction, great music; terrible level design that very often countered the premise of "going fast." I never found them enjoyable and find it crazy how big the series is, even though most games in the franchise are said to be garbage even by Sonic fans.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For kids with very strict religious parents, sonic is the coolest media they are allowed to consume. Anything cooler than sonic would be satanic.