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[–] affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hah I think some people are Aliens and they don't want me to be fast enough to do it. Hey, I'm sorry to bother you can I find the same guy who came in the morning and said that he was going back in the past?

[–] lesnout27@feddit.org 2 points 3 months ago

I could, but just take 300 ml less next time, for the same result