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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

No consultancy can ever make Jira fast. It’s incredible that it takes several seconds just to open a motherfucking goddamn issue.

I swear all their SQL is select * from *;

[–] DragonSidedD@monero.town 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

As a person who has designed several enterprise data models, I would like to personally congratulate the entire middle school class that belched up Atlassian's