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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 43 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Notice how it's suggested to cut instead of to copy the file.

[–] doktormerlin@feddit.org 22 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Yeah duh, you get the fixed file so you don't need the original anymore obviously

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Version control should take care of it either way, but I'm talking about principles.

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Grok users probably don't even know git

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 1 points 1 hour ago

Just vibe code version control. It's a solved problem the odds it plagiarizes a working system is like predicting 100 coin tosses.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

ctrl+a

shift+del

ctrl+s

alt+tab

shift+ins

Don’t insult the clipboard by implying you don’t trust it.

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

Kudos for the old school windows cut/paste shortcuts.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Keyboard shortcuts from my Tandy 1000HX trying to program in QBASIC and QuickBASIC are burned into my fingers.

[–] locuester@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

Quickbasic is where I picked it up too! Stopped using them decades ago tho

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 32 minutes ago

I've said it before, but Ctrl+Insert, Shift+Delete, and Shift+Insert for Copy, Cut, and Paste respectively, are underrated keyboard combinations