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Anon gets philosophical (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 days ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Would you though? Assuming that you woke up as putin, would Putin really blow his own brains out?

Or would you walk out of the window in the highest building you could find as is tradition?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

I think neither. You'd be like, "I'll just be Putin, but...you know...as a good guy."

knock on door

"Sir, the gaggle of gymnasts you requested is here and limbered up..."

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Yea that's a decent point. Might be worth sticking around a bit to kill off some collaborators so some other piece of trash doesn't take over the position as soon as Putin's out of the way.