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Anon gets philosophical (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 day ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

This is not only AI slop but assumes I am Putin. Totally ruins it. If I woke up one day and realized I was Putin, the first fucking thing I'd do is put a bullet through my brain.

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Would you though? Assuming that you woke up as putin, would Putin really blow his own brains out?

Or would you walk out of the window in the highest building you could find as is tradition?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I think neither. You'd be like, "I'll just be Putin, but...you know...as a good guy."

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