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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 378 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 132 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Führer loop

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 118 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)
  • Auswitch statement
  • V2latile variable
  • Goebboolean
  • Zyklon C++
  • Left shift, Reich shift
  • Open and close Parenzer
  • Iron Cross-compiler
[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 36 points 20 hours ago

Thanks I hate it!

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 83 points 22 hours ago

if (hasBillion) { throw new NaziSalute(); }

[–] Taiatari@lemmynsfw.com 33 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It's for familiarity, that way you can remember the variables better. taps head

/s obviously

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Modern problems...

[–] noodly_appendage@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 17 hours ago

Require traditional 1933 solutions!