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[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Man, if only back when I killed those 5 pedestrians I would've said "the pedestrians hit me". Now I'm going to jail. Oh well

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I have legitimately had a pedestrian hit me.

I was stopped and my car was in park waiting for a gas pump to open up. This idiot watching TikTok’s while walking proceeds to walk straight into the side of my car, and then started yelling at me.

I was in a parking spot too.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 2 points 31 minutes ago

When I was a kid, I ran my bike into a parked car. Of course, this was back before cars were mostly fiberglass, so it hurt me more than the car, lmao