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Heathrow to pipe 'sounds of an airport' around airport (www.bbc.com)

submitted 2 days ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Listen Betty, don’t start with your white zone/red zone shit again.

[–] RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago

Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl -2 points 2 days ago

Why not? Might be the time of the month eh?