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Nestle Petitions To Cancel ‘Seattle Strong’ Coffee Trademark, Arguing It Owns Seattle (www.techdirt.com)

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[–] ordinarylove@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

legit 3 part episode idea here

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Only 3??

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nestle, Part 1: Bad for your Food
Nestle, Part 2: Bad for your Water
Nestle, Part 3: Bad for your Shelter

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Nestle, Part 4: Bad for your Planet

Nestle, Part 5: Literal Slavery