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[–] lemmyng@lemmy.ca 143 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Obligatory "fuck Nestlé with a rusted pipe"

[–] sndmn@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm surprised Behind the Bastards hasn't covered them yet.

[–] ordinarylove@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

legit 3 part episode idea here

[–] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bss03@infosec.pub 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
  • Nestle, Part 1: Bad for your Food
  • Nestle, Part 2: Bad for your Water
  • Nestle, Part 3: Bad for your Shelter
[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 5 points 17 hours ago

Nestle, Part 4: Bad for your Planet Nestle, Part 5: Literal Slavery

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Didn't they do one about nestle fucking over Africa by pushing baby formula and then enshiyifying it to the point babies were dying from malnutrition?

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